Let's see how many awful things we can find about this comment.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 04/02/2017 at 12:07 • Filed to: None

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CB > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:13

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Oof. I don’t even know where to start with that one.

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:13

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I’m feeling like the odds this guy owns a trilby are high...

There’s too much densely packed stupid in there for me to want to even make an attempt at breaking it down.

Honeybunchesofgoats > facw 04/02/2017 at 12:15

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You happen to benefit both from good looks AND intelligence and are choosing to use both [M’lady]. Not to say those women are stupid; maybe they are, maybe they aren’t [M’lady]. But being Professionally Good Looking is nothing to sneer at [M’lady]. Unless you’re ugly [M’lady]. But you’re not [M’lady]. Far from it [M’lady].

FTFH.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:21

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I shall take the safe route and take exception with the abysmal paragraph construction.

jimz > CB 04/02/2017 at 12:21

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better not to.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:26

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The sad thing is that she probably has to put up with this kind of shit every single day.

LongbowMkII > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:31

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Weekend Jalopnik comments are the worst

Honeybunchesofgoats > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/02/2017 at 12:31

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Hey! He took multiple opportunities to tell her how pretty she is! Alanis shouldn’t worry her pretty little head. At least she isn’t an uggo or a fatty.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:35

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He’s a real piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 04/02/2017 at 12:40

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I think my favorite part is “to summarize,” because he clearly thought the preceding three paragraphs were so profound that it was necessary to summarize them.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 12:49

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But, the summary still doesn’t summarize anything. I still don’t know the point of the whole thing.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 13:31

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I’m 100% certain that post got him laid. I mean it had to, right? He said she was far from ugly. FAR FROM. That’s like the most not ugly you can be.

I don’t know what he was reacting to, maybe there was a point to be made in there, but that wasn’t it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 04/02/2017 at 13:43

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I’m not gonna click into that article but it sounds like he’s responding to someone who was complaining about women who make money off of their good looks. And he responded by saying that any woman who takes issue with that is ugly, and it’s a woman’s job to be pursued by men.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/02/2017 at 13:48

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I am sure you are right. However, I refuse to make the effort to understand someone who can’t or won’t put the effort into expressing their thoughts clearly and unambiguously.

gmctavish needs more space > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 14:21

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Borealis taking down 1977xs500 was gold

Honeybunchesofgoats > gmctavish needs more space 04/02/2017 at 14:25

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I love every one of Borealis’ comments in that article.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 14:41

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Boys attempt to impersonate men. So it goes.

I feel bad for the women who don’t know the difference.

vp917 > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 18:47

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SpeedSix > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/02/2017 at 19:11

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What a bogan.